By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML
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RandomFool 5

Ha, I'm sure they have no idea what that means. But hey, there isn't really anything wrong with being bisexual.

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tukker 0

Haha, I am too, but I told everyone I was an air conditioner instead of ambidextrous when I was young

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augustdanielle 0

Lmao. Priceless :x

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genius_man16 0

I would have just responded "So what?" like I will do to this FML in general. Who gives a ****? It's not like people are going to die. god, this is dumb.

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milgalo 0

Like people are gonna die in every FML?

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redbluegreen 40

No, but the story doesn't really go anywhere.

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NDnation44 0

y didnt the teacher just laugh it off and tell him the real word she didnt need to call home and the kid shouldnt have gotten in trouble it was just unecissary

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mcsnelly 5

The kid wasn't in trouble. Teachers call home for more than just when the student gets in a lot of trouble. The teacher was just telling the parent what happened because the OP was bound to hear about it sometime and the teacher wanted her to know exactly what had happened. And the teacher probably wanted the OP to take the time to teach her son the correct word.

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bigmack95 0

YDI if he heard the word from you but if he heard it from any where else then that sucks that he knows the word not the meaning though but still. WHATEVER

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kira1kira 0

I remember doing something like that when I was little ya kno , not knoing the word u wanna say so u say a word that has to do with it in any shape or form, once after watching suite life of Zac and Cody like 5 years ago , i confused immigration with child services =9

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RunZoneFive 0

Sounds like a homophobic teacher... Maybe I'm just reading into it differently than it went down

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mcsnelly 5

Yes, yes you are reading too much into it.

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alwaysalady 0

Just think, you now have ammo to humilate your son in front of girls when he is 15.

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funkandspacejunk 2

LOL that is adorable!!! what a cute story!

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iBelieve_fml 0

I don't think you're life is F'ed. Many of my best friends think they're bisexual. That's just comedic!

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