By a - 21/05/2009 19:18 - United Kingdom
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writerajere
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Just keep in mind, he may not know what it is today but some day he'll learn and remember and be scared forever.
I laughed for about 20 minutes after reading this one...i only HOPE its true. BTW if it is, FYL and YDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bwuahahhahahahahahaha!!!!!!! double-deuce!!
Wow....I laughed at #57 for about 10 mins
LOL I remember my sister at like 12 or 13 finding our mothers ( shes deaf and had no idea it was called a *****) came running out our mothers room and asked why our mother had a purple dead penis. I then had to explain to her why I women has a *****. Good story for when hes older LOL
#54: Yeah true #68: I've got no problem with 10 year olds reading this site. Plus it can't really be their fault that they are on FML and their parents arent seeing what their kids are reading... thats what the teachers constantly tell the parents when it comes to kids & the internet.
ehaaah DUDE that is funny. ***** or not you have to admire the kid's imagination :D...now i want a sword of death XD
emodude44
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Lady buy a lock for that particular drawer
I LOL'd @ #11 and #20. I think this is just so damn funny. Main reason I'm laughing is because he's calling it a Sword of Death. PENETRATIONNNNNNNNNNN
I spit Dr. Pepper on the wall laughing at this one. FYL indeed. At least he didn't try to "stab" anyone with it. Find a place to hide it better. The best thing about kids is the fact that they can't reach high areas - say, the top of your closet, or a shelf high up in your bathroom.
boatkicker
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You either don't have kids, or your kids haven't learned how to stack things yet. I once came out of the bathroom to find my little sister (4 years old, at the time) standing on top of a small box, on top of a kiddie chair, on top of an upended laundry basket. Children are fearless and rather good at climbing (and quite fast, too!)
yati
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LOL. "sWORD OF DEATH" WOOOWW !! HAHAHAHA.
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#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?
It wasn't being put into use anyways...