Intimacy: Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls... - FML

By a - 21/05/2009 19:18 - United Kingdom

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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

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paperfox_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:11

#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

Antonio718 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:02

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

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zymn 6

Saturday 23 May 2009 7:37

wow. thats the funniest thing ever. how do you punish a kid for that, though? "you must write 100 times 'i will not chase girl's with my mommy's ***** in class' "?

blinkingstarlet 15

Saturday 23 May 2009 7:51

#85 you're an ignorant asshole.

damnablefate 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 10:27

Hahahahahahaha, that's beautiful. Kids are great. I hope when he learns what his "sword of death" was, he flips out for a second but then learns to laugh. Hahahahaha...*snort*..."sword of death".......:)

0010110 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 13:24

hahah! if I was in that situation, the moment the phone was hung up, i'd be on the ground laughing hysterically. the things kids do... priceless.

kpdjd 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 15:09

wats a dido?????? im not joking

kpdjd 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 15:12

im eleven how am i suppose 2 no wat a didldo is ????????????????

EmbryH 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 17:04

lol omg that's amazing x)

missionofsuicide 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 17:38

HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! Thanks so much for sharing that! It completely turned my self pity around!!! That was sooooooo funny. And my condolences by the way of the issue. Good Luck... :):)

whyXD 13

Saturday 23 May 2009 17:51

Good imagination.XD

mattiscool 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 19:27

lol

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