By a - 21/05/2009 19:18 - United Kingdom

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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
I agree, your life sucks 491
You deserved it 110
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paperfox_fml 0

#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

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Antonio718 0

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

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RavenBlackEye 0

#201 - Well said! I think people without children should refrain from commenting on parenting issues because some of these comments are laughable. Unless they're the first parents in the world that haven't made a tiny mistake? Parents aren't superhumans, we all make mistakes in life and that doesn't stop when you become a parent. Be thankful the kid wasn't running around school with a bread knife! Really, it's harmless. I found my mother's vibrator when I was younger, and I'm not emotionally scarred. As for the debate over whether a mother or not should have a ***** - what a joke! What is wrong with a happily married couple using sex toys to aid their fun? Are you all really such prudes? As for those who assume she must have a husband, what century do we live in again? Have you forgotten single parents exist? Or do you just disagree with them? What if your dad cheated on your mother, or God forbid, died? Anybody can become a single parent so quit this small-minded prejudice. Also, the Grammar Nazis are pathetic - you must be school children, am I right in guessing? I hope so, for your sakes! Grow up, and if you're going to make a point, it might be an idea to watch your own spelling in the process. As for the OP - this made me laugh until I cried, honestly. "Sword of Death" - aren't kids the best?!

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Papasmizzy 0

ROFL that's great. I wonder if "hit" anyone.

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miscellaneousact 0

URS CHILDS GOTS SPUNKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS A TOTAL EPIC WIN FOR MAKING MY DAY but hopefully his *sword of death* was clean, and didnt touch anyone i also hope none of the girls knew what it really was

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calgaryman 0

wow thats sucks you ppl need to relax she prolly had it in a drawer kids go through everything

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Somebody52 0

1. LMAO!!! 2. You need to hide that a LOT better. Mabe in a top dresser draw or something? Come on there has to be somewhere you could hide that.

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giraffebreath 0

I think that this is one of those things you just have to laugh off.

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9876123 0

Haha, this is awesome.

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snoosnoo 1

#85 Way to be judgmental -_- . Not all single mums are STD-ridden ******. Epic fail.

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i_hate_my_life22 0

i totaly and completely agree with 31 haha

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i_hate_my_life22 0

@58 wat the hell man that person is proabably a teen just maybe said kid on accident and to all the pther ppl who agree with him ur all proabably fat losers who need a life. i have a life but i go on this site for fun and guess wat? im a kid to 13 years [if u even count that as a kid]

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