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By FreeOfCharge - 21/09/2009 06:06 - Canada

Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML

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By Unemployed - 02/06/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML

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By miseventshappen - 09/11/2009 05:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2021 20:00 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I picked up my online grocery order. The clerk asked about the party, because he assumed I was having one because of all the ice cream I'd ordered. I'm bulimic and everything was for me. FML

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By TooGulible - 12/07/2016 20:08 - United States - Madison Heights

Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 01:07 - United States - Elkhart

Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML

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By your mother - 13/10/2010 09:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML

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By epipen life - 10/03/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML

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By Grossed out - 10/11/2021 11:00

Today, I was eating an ice cream on a sidewalk and some woman decided it was time to clip her toenails on her balcony above me. One of the nail shards fell onto my ice cream. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Monday 21 September 2009 16:15

Stop forcing your nuts on women and we won't have this problem, hm?

threeputtgreen 0

Monday 21 September 2009 16:10

no means no

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reflectedgary 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 3:42

okay a vast majority of people are not deathly allergic to peanuts. But you are right, a significant amount are. The OP is a dumbass.

R3nesmee 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 3:44

You freaking idiot... She CLEARLY said NO. Think next time, you prick.

cat83 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 3:45

Peanuts are gross on ice cream anyway.

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 3:47

YDI for trying to be a nice guy. No good deed goes unpunished.

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 3:49

double post

deadboy73 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 3:54

what kinda fancy McDondalds do you work in? I want to be a client

PhoenixElite 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 4:03

You should have used your common sense, OP. Firstly, just because a client's being nice doesn't mean she's "into you". Secondly, peanuts are something a lot of people are dangerously allergic to, and if she actually wanted some I'm sure she wouldn't have had a problem paying half a dollar extra anyway. Lastly, unless you work at your own business, you can't give away products just to be nice or break the ice. I know it was just a couple of peanuts, but you still shouldn't do that. YDI.

foryoublue94 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 4:27

good job for trying to be nice, but if she said no you probably shouldn't have put them on there. =/

ILoveSoda 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 5:03

smooth

kbbe48 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 5:04

well, that wasn't the smartest thing in the world. i get you were trying to be nice, but you didn't know that she was just saying no cause of the money. in fact, thats actually one of the less likely reasons. still, sucks that she had to go to the hospital.