By FreeOfCharge - 21/09/2009 06:06 - Canada

Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML
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Intoxicunt 5

Stop forcing your nuts on women and we won't have this problem, hm?

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Subjectzero 0

Adding something people don't want isn't being nice. also there is no way you were that stupid, if you were I hope you get fired and hopefully sued.

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glassjs 0

That is so awesome that you thought you were going to score with her by giving her free peanuts. Bet you visit her in the hospital to see if she thinks you are her hero for calling the ambulance that saved her life.

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Ranoona 0

I'm sorry to say this but I think that's a stupid way to get a girl.

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moonlight_daze 8

It would be hilarious if he ended up homeless and begging for change.

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Flounder 2

You're an idiot. Be nice by upgrading a size, don't add shit that people said they didn't want...I would have been pissed since I hate nuts, you happened to get very very unlucky and give them to someone who is allergic. Use common ******* sense.

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canucksrule88 0

peanuts are something to be especially concerned about....but seriously is she blind? can she not SEE the peanuts?

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Eve_fml 0

Why did she eat the peanuts if she was allergic? She could have just thrown them away.

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Jason_fml 0

Man OP, I bet you think rape is alright too because you think when they are saying "no" they really mean "yes", huh? Honestly, I have a hard time believing this is real not because the girl would probably see the peanuts but because I don't want to believe someone could be so stupid as to post something like this and think people were actually going to sympathize with him.

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MLSxxox 3

#107 - i dont think she actually knew there were peanuts in the ice cream... OP - so you added peanuts AFTER she said no?? do you not know what no means??

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psu5120 0

Some people don't even have to eat peanuts to have a reaction. Some people are so highly allergic that just being in the same room (or having peanuts in front of them, say in a bowl of ice cream) as peanuts can cause a severe reaction. I've actually worked with a boy where this was the case.

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somefacts 0

Thats nice but a non-sequitur considering and sounds like a bit of an exaggeration 116 due to the chemical nature of peanut concentration in the air would have such a low reactant coefficient ie very low amounts of peanuts would be in the air especially if in the same room; now this can easily be true if the peanuts are in large quantities and the fact that many other complications can transform the case into something much more extreme such as a proclivity to asthma. Simply the case of being in the room with peanuts increases the chance of more direct exposure and is furthered by additional complications which have to do with lung intake but far from a necessity or by itself in an average room unlikely. However your case may be easily be true but does not apply to a significant portion of peanut allergic people as denoted by the word choice some.

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