By caphis - 03/05/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, I got a cross-country job promotion. I decided to plan my Going-Away-Forever party, and bought a pack of 100 invitations. After mailing them out to all my friends, I have 92 left. FML
I agree, your life sucks 436
You deserved it 86

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8 close friends are better than 100 whatever friends!

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If you have 8 people who you can call friends that's pretty damn good. it's better than having one or 2 or even no close friends. Besides, who wants to have 100 crappy friends?

LAXer9393 0

haha why the hell would you buy 100?? but it's okay. close friends are better than lotsa not closeo ones.

Im with #1 and 2 on this one. I would want a few close friends who love and support me than 100 friends who dont know me that well and dont support me nearly as much as the others do! Go celebrate with them!!!

waterpoloweasel 0

ill be your friend if there is cake at the party

agree with #11... and wtf to #15... its nice to have real close friends... but get a smaller pack of cards next time

what, did u not know u were friendless while you were at the store?

SummerTime98 0

hahahhahahaaaaaaahaahhahahahahaahaha thats hilarious!! ahhh man lmfao! oh wait, you were serious?

Why'd you buy a pack of a 100? Surely you'd know how many close friends you have.