Geek: Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd,...

By geeklove - 16/01/2012 03:30 - United States

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML

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By Ljsmitty - 12/09/2009 20:14 - United States

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Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

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By looking - 25/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML

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By cricha4208 - 15/04/2014 14:01 - United States - Springfield

Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML

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Sweetheart34 2

Monday 16 January 2012 8:48

be flattered! at least you have someone. he might be your boss some day...

Pelreskovich 11

Monday 16 January 2012 8:48

That's an honor. Nerds united!

Comments

Bigboned38 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 8:52

Nerds always make the most money,in this economy you should hook up with him chances are you will never have to work a day in your life.

MustangFilly77 9

Tuesday 17 January 2012 8:54

Hey, give the guy a chance! I'm sure he'll be very nice to you, considering that you're his "ideal" mate, and anyway, brainy people like that usually go places in life, big places, and wouldn't you like to tag along? Know what I'm saying? Give it a chance...

4d3l31d3 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 11:11

I hope you realize that you're an incredibly shallow person. Why would you fathom the idea that an intelligent person wouldn't be able to be an adequate partner? I hope you one day realize that beauty is so much than skin deep. Also, don't end a sentence in a preposition.

ryancolly 2

Tuesday 17 January 2012 11:21

Oh, in another way, he is saying that you are the most wonderful girl in the school ;]

shamrawker 1

Tuesday 17 January 2012 11:38

The 1980s called. It wants its movie plot line back.

itstesshomo 2

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:12

hah fyl alright

brandiea 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:37

Why is this an fml?

blondie8595 1

Tuesday 17 January 2012 14:47

Yayyyyy my fml actually got posted haha. I didn't have an account yet so I just put my username as geeklove since it went along with the story. But I know what everyone means about the whole "you'll regret not dating a nerd thing," but I didn't have enough room to say that after I thanked him, he said "you have a lovely set of attributes below your head," which apparently means "I have lovely breasts." yikes. Kinda creepy coming from a stranger dont you think?

HandsomeRatch 20

Wednesday 18 January 2012 18:57

I hope he doesn't bother you anymore (or at least doesn't leave creepy messages anymore). Sorry that everyone is calling you shallow, OP.

JayNYcee 3

Tuesday 17 January 2012 15:00

why make it sound all creepy?

blondie8595 1

Tuesday 17 January 2012 15:11

And I didn't mean to come across that I'm not dating him because of his social status. The Facebook message he sent me and the fact that I'm simply not attracted to him is why I would prefer not to date him. I don't mind being friends with him. Also, I shouldn't date a guy just because he will be rich in the future...that's shallow.