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By geeklove - 16/01/2012 03:30 - United States

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML

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By Ljsmitty - 12/09/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was messaged by a great guy I went to college with, and he was telling me how stupid he had been for not asking me out in college and about how much he had liked me. After talking for 30 minutes about trying to get together soon, he told me that he had mistaken me for someone else. FML

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Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

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By looking - 25/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML

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By cricha4208 - 15/04/2014 14:01 - United States - Springfield

Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML

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Monday 16 January 2012 8:48

be flattered! at least you have someone. he might be your boss some day...

Pelreskovich 11

Monday 16 January 2012 8:48

That's an honor. Nerds united!

Comments

newburton13 26

Saturday 16 June 2012 15:06

Well, if he tries to make you his "mate", tell him to shove it up his ass. Otherwise, just tell him he's not your ideal mate. Nerds have more power than you think.

Aking2198 0

Saturday 23 June 2012 6:12

hey if you get married to him your golden

exil5 2

Tuesday 3 July 2012 22:59

Congratulations! We needs are quite picky about the best potential mate for ourselves.

jonnyBgoode 9

Saturday 18 August 2012 1:08

Marry him, then one day you could be HIS boss.

Jrecs 0

Sunday 2 September 2012 3:54

I bet you she's fat :)

BVBARMY1238 9

Sunday 23 December 2012 1:27

Awwwww!

Miki101 18

Tuesday 22 January 2013 22:50

Something similar happened to a friend of mine. He was a nice enough guy, so I convinced her to go on at least one date with him. Tomorrow I'm going to be the Maid of Honor in their wedding.

Euronymous93 29

Thursday 11 July 2013 9:43

Give him a chance. Think of 'The Princess and the Frog.' She didn't think the frog was a good match for her, but he ended up being perfect. I'm sorry this sounds totally cheesy. But I hope you get my point.

JordanDempsey 20

Saturday 27 July 2013 11:01

If your school is anything like my school... That would be an intense honor. I can't even... And no, I didn't go to a private school

DivinePrince 18

Monday 30 December 2013 0:34

You should be honoured, your future boss considers you worthy enough. It's the smart people who are the most successful. You will be licking their shoes clean in the future.