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By Anonymous - 21/08/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML

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By reconnect - 27/12/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML

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By newestallen - 09/08/2018 23:30

Today, I married the love of my life, which was meant to stay secret until we can afford a ceremony. I opened Facebook to see that my hubby’s mom made a post about it, called me her new daughter-in-law, and tagged me. All 3 things we specifically asked her not to do. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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By married and hates - 19/12/2010 18:51 - United States

Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML

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By geeklove - 16/01/2012 03:30 - United States

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML

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By Little Miss Fucket - 13/06/2014 21:07 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 14:18

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

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You deserved it 4 135

By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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You deserved it 7 166

By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML

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You deserved it 4 216

By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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Calaura9 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:11

Your husband is imature and cares more about appearances than your feelings. Deny him sex and anything else he may like until he changes this.

mynameisjohn19 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:11

Wow what a jerk. He obviously hasn't matured enough if he's still seeking approval from everyone who went to your high school.

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Smardel 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:09

Wow! WTH! Thats really stupid of him.

HahaYDI 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:21

He doesn't have to tell anyone about you, just go make some waffles for him.

z3r0ram 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:34

it's not his fault you sucked at being cool

NEWTROLLINTOWN 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 0:55

YDI FOR EATING

lollipops321 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 2:04

... people like you are truly moronic.

HahaYDI 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 3:58

Your parents are cousins, number 55.

Antivirus_fml 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 10:13

Who cares? its just facebook. :/

NEWTROLLINTOWN 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 10:23

PEOPLE LIKE YOU SUCK MY BALLS

Saddrew 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:58

No it makes perfect scence the OP deserves it for being a nerd

natepyron 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 23:01

this wouldn't make any sense if you didn't go to the same school. by telling us that you went to the same school ruins because they know youvwere a geek....

DishHeads 9

Wednesday 25 August 2010 20:28

ydi for marrying the dumbest jock in the whole school

skullcandifiedDJ 5

Friday 23 March 2012 10:00

That means OP's husband was a desperate little loser to marry the "biggest geek" in the school.

KtKD54 2

Wednesday 11 July 2012 19:16

At least it didnt turn out that he was the biggest geek there. Did it?

neonokku 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:11

Omg that sucks!!! He doesn't deserve you

mike1921 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:13

Everytime I see someone say "he/she doesn't deserve you" on FML , a puppy dies

Oblong 2

Friday 21 August 2009 23:16

Burn your eyes out :)

deja54 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:19

Seriously. I'm sick of seeing the "he/she doesn't deserve" bullshit. It's stupid. It doesn't make anyone feel better. It's patronizing, and more importantly, it's always used in the most inappropriate places. "My boyfriend broke up with me" "He didn't deserve you anyway!" "What? Why? Because he didn't want to be with her? Logic fail."

mike1921 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:29

Besides that, WE DON'T KNOW THE OP. For all we know the OP is a total bitch and deserves someone like her husband. Or, atleast, the way her husband appears from the FML.

Calaura9 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:11

Your husband is imature and cares more about appearances than your feelings. Deny him sex and anything else he may like until he changes this.

deja54 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:21

Yeah. That won't strain the relationship at all...

annamg 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 1:00

Yeah, because using sex as a bargaining chip is really going to help and strengthen a relationship.

Marrach 7

Saturday 15 September 2012 5:48

Immature*. The word was immature.

Skoff_fml 27

Sunday 10 January 2016 9:16

#47 aye, and pretending you're not married to your wife isn't going to help either. :p

mynameisjohn19 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:11

Wow what a jerk. He obviously hasn't matured enough if he's still seeking approval from everyone who went to your high school.

missmarley93 1

Friday 21 August 2009 23:16

haha agreed! what an asshole!

mahree8mellos 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 0:35

#4 and #10, ftw.

sweetSandy 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 4:04

i agree..

ntherewas1 11

Tuesday 24 December 2013 14:18

Nicely said. Makes me wonder about his personality, obviously he saw through your perceived geekiness to fall in love with you now, but the fact remains that he's totally uncomfortable with anyone else thinking he got you. So he's shallow and insecure really.

anuskina 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:11

what is he, 16?

alexgisforme3 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:12

what a d!ck

FaithX 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:13

Sounds like you may need to check out divorce lawyers.

Thecommish 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:14

Relationships are not a one way deal. Both sides make a choice. You choose to marry a total ass - what do you expect? Maybe he played all smooth with you while dating - but that's a two way deal too. Obviously you made a bad choice - now kick his ass to the curb.