Health: Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing...

By Mars - 29/04/2009 09:40 - United States

Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML

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By Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

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Gross prank, dude

By MonCoiffeurAdoré - 28/06/2012 02:43

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2022 18:00

Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML

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By Stixchop - 26/02/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2021 05:00 - Poland - Poznan

Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 06:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML

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Jimboom 11

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:15

Well... at least you can say you have all natural products in your hair. ;-)

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:18

I would never go back to that place.

Comments

pancakelover 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 17:10

That's nasty!!

MissNae 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 17:10

Why didn't you stop her? Also, I hope you didn't pay her.

8dice 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 17:10

lol! i agree with #3

Horde 8

Wednesday 29 April 2009 17:20

she probably just scartched her nose. YDI because you had the chance to make her stop

Mitz_fml 4

Wednesday 29 April 2009 17:37

Just for the record, money can't buy class. Getting a license to do hair qualifies you to work at ANY salon. Just wanted to clear that up for all of you who are assuming that the OP was at a cheap salon.

philadelphianus 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 17:39

i worked at a hair salon for3 years and if anyone ever did that theyd be fired immediately

Kristoffer 35

Wednesday 29 April 2009 17:41

I seriously hope you complained to her manager and refused to pay because of that.

sparda4355 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 17:44

Was she hot? She must have been oober hot to let her keep doing it! Most guys wouldn't say anything either if a super hot chick did something stupid like that!