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By Toothy_Peg - 13/06/2009 15:13 - Australia

Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

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By empress gleskizor the third of glarkon - 18/04/2016 18:12 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I was eating an onion bagel and bit down on something hard. At first I thought was a really hard piece of onion. The "onion" turned out to be a tooth, and it wasn't one of mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2025 12:00 - Australia

Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2024 07:00 - Philippines - Cebu City

Today, I went to the dentist. She put a spongy thing on my teeth and told me to bite. Her finger was there, so I was confused and… I accidentally bit her finger. FML

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By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2025 22:00 - United States - Benson

Today, I was running late for work, so I grabbed a cheap sandwich from a gas station. As I rushed to take a bite, I bit into something unexpectedly hard. I thought it was a tough bit of bacon, or some sort of nut, but realized it was a small plastic fork that had been helpfully hidden inside my sandwich. I'd already swallowed half of it. FML

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Added flavor

By Toothless - 07/10/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML

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Ewwww, gross

By Tancred - 15/09/2011 07:36 - Canada

Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

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everwaiting 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:22

Face it, darlin', you're stuck in an on-street production of Sweeney Todd and there's no way out...

Blue33_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:21

omg ew...um where did you get the meat pie? Can't you complain and get your money back or press charges? FYL

Comments

Do_The_Panic 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:24

Where'd you go? Mrs. Lovetts?

elizabeth713 8

Monday 14 January 2013 4:54

I was totally going to ask that, you beat me to it!!

xxmix 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:24

One lady in our country found a tooth in her chocolate with hazelnuts.

Agito1935 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:24

Have a little priest? haahah Sweeny Todd Mutch

shananigans 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:24

#2: My thoughts EXACTLY. xD

dacho 7

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:24

You deserved it for eating meat :]

hahahayeahright 5

Saturday 3 September 2011 16:47

Vegetarians FTW!!:))

_srsly_fml 4

Thursday 24 November 2011 6:51

Carnivores, FTW!!

nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

Sunday 1 January 2012 7:39

Goddamnit, HIPPIES!!

xkaokaox 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:24

Lovett's Meat Pies :D

SluttyMcNugget 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:24

maybe it was a shiny white pebble? Or white corn? IDK....but FYL!!

swagmonkey 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:25

You're sure it wasn't just a bit of semi-ground bone that happened to come out vaguely tooth-shaped? Seems a lot more likely for a bit of bone to get mixed in with the meet than a tooth, and a small white piece could easily be mistaken for a tooth...