By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 11:36 - United States - Hockessin

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. FML
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kktik 8

Props for typing one of the shortest FML!!

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BunchieRules 31

Those mosquitos don't give up, do they? I've had them inside my clothes, but a cast? FYL, OP.

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MichellinMan 20

I'd use a fork. A spoon would just massage it.

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makkarari 18

Just make sure u dont grab a knife!!! Oopsie!!!

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Beauzeau 2

That's a worthwhile FYL - sorry, OP - I hope it stops itching soon! Maybe you can use a skinny wooden skewer to get down in there and scratch it?

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CJ91516 11

Those things are already itchy. I feel sorry for you man

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Doortje 29

Well it's better not to scratch it anyway. But FYL, because the scratching is sooo satisfying, even though it hurts more afterwards.

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chtychtybngbng 11

Everyone saying to stick a spoon or coat hanger down there and scratch it obviously never had a cast or didn't have a good doctor put it on. If they had the doctor would've informed them to never do that because the skin inside the cast is very sensitive and prone to infection. A small scratch from an object you stick in there can develop into a horrible infection. Unfortunately you'll just have to deal OP. Putting up the the annoyance of not being able to scratch an itch is nothing next to the potential of having to put up with an infected limb inside of a cast.

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Meettitan 14

I don't know if YOU'VE ever had a cast; but they ******* itch, bad. Having a bug bite in my cast would drive me to blood lust....

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TurquoiseJesus 15

Speaking from experience (I've had 4 casts), not scratching isn't an option. for safety reasons, probably shouldn't use a cost hanger like you were saying, but a ruler or the eraser end of a pencil? No harm there.

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Enslaved 36

I just learned that the reason the bite itches is because of an allergic reaction from the saliva of the mosquito. All those itchy bites because of bug spit! :P

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gallopinghorses 3

Ugh. I know the feeling I just got my leg cast off and I had a mosquito too... It sucks!

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liv_graham 7

Get out the fork. Once I had a cast for 8 weeks, they suck.

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