Health: Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 11:36 - United States - Hockessin

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. FML

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Same thing different taste

By sprainedankle - 17/05/2013 20:49 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. I slipped a ruler into it and started scratching to relieve the itch. Part of the ruler ended up snapping off inside. FML

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Hey Scratchy!

By Anonymous - 03/09/2019 18:00

Today, I got a mosquito bite under each armpit. FML

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The climate is whack

By fax4voice3 - 03/03/2021 11:01 - United States - Greenwich

Today, it was an unusually warm day after many weeks of typical subfreezing temperatures, so my family and I went for a walk in the park. We all came back with mosquito bites. FML

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LEAVE ME ALONE

By sleepless - 25/06/2019 20:00

Today, it's the third day that I can't sleep. Somewhere in my room, there's a mosquito craving for my blood, and every time I'm about to fall asleep, I can hear it flying around. I'm covered in bites, even in places that barely see the daylight. FML

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Gotta catch 'em all

By Takethefoot - 20/07/2024 05:00 - United States - Cabot

Today, I now have a plantar wart, chigger bites, and a brown recluse spider bite all in the same foot. FML

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By Sally256 - 03/05/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was with my kids. We saw a tiny little bug and they started freaking out. Trying to show them that bugs are not scary, I picked it up. It bit me and now I have to go to the doctor because my hand is the size of a balloon. FML

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Bugging out

By Anonymous - 09/10/2019 00:01 - United States - Tampa

Today, I'm allergic to not only bug spray, but also mosquitos. I'm staying at a bug-infested lake for 5 days. FML

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By julian1 - 19/08/2015 11:34 - United States - Orlando

Today, I decided to sunbathe in my backyard in an attempt to be healthy. The result? Insect bites over my body. Somehow, despite being fully clothed the entire time, my scrotum also received several bites. FML

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By dasbooot - 30/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I finally got my cast taken off my leg after a long month of crutches. I was so excited, until four dead spiders fell out. FML

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By swervelol - 20/08/2017 23:15

Today, the mosquito infestation is so bad that multiple mosquitoes sucked the blood out of the steak I was grilling and promptly died on top of it. FML

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kktik 8

Saturday 15 September 2012 19:53

Props for typing one of the shortest FML!!

BunchieRules 31

Saturday 15 September 2012 19:47

Those mosquitos don't give up, do they? I've had them inside my clothes, but a cast? FYL, OP.

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tttooorrriii16 1

Sunday 16 September 2012 19:21

Ahhh. That's the worst!

Cookiedough1987 4

Sunday 16 September 2012 19:22

That is truly brutal OP. I feel for you dude.

princessAj1 6

Sunday 16 September 2012 19:42

I read this and cringed. That sucks.

MysteryGuitarMan 32

Tuesday 18 September 2012 14:04

scary

pabst4america 1

Monday 24 September 2012 8:28

Get a pencil up in that bitch

ElishaisSexy2016 9

Wednesday 26 September 2012 20:54

Oh man does that suck! Sorry OP, FYL!

jc95sd 3

Thursday 4 October 2012 0:13

Amputate.

martinez121797 15

Sunday 10 March 2013 19:21

Simple cut your arm off

Nat52482 25

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:27

If this were recent I'd say heat up a spoon and press it to the bite cuz the sudden heat stops the chemical reaction (the itch) but since this was a few years ago, FYL

RampagingBoner 12

Monday 8 June 2015 6:27

How did it get inside the cast?

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