By Urgghh - 16/05/2013 21:36 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left breast a cup size. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of them." FML
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Grand_Cookie 21

Hehe! That's funny. I'm sure you have very nice boobies, so relax and tell him his junk is small like a normal person.

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perdix 29

I'll never understand guys who have flat-chested girlfriends joking or complaining of their lack of boobage. If that bothers you so much, don't go out with her. Otherwise, shut your stupid mouth and love her for everything else.

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evolute72113 9

U should thank that mosquito, ur boyfriend now Loves u more and u know how to please him as well

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ForbiddenDestiny 20

Correct response: "Now all we need is a bug bite on your dick. Then I'd be able to see a little something."

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jmw24 8

ha ha ha ha literally mosquito bites! Lmao

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tayahln 4

are you a STAFF carrier? cuz i am and that always happens to me! so we are in the same zone

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thatnewgirl 16

this happens to me all the time (the swelling due to an allergic reaction) I was out at a bonfire with a few of my friends and my bf I had gotten bit all along my lower back above my pants and I asked my bf to look at it and he said I could play connect the dots and they swelled to where I had love handles on either side.

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