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By Urgghh - 16/05/2013 21:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left breast a cup size. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of them." FML

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By tammy - 15/08/2010 17:24 - France

Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look like I'm growing a third breast. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2019 18:00

Today, I got a mosquito bite under each armpit. FML

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By paytonallyce - 03/10/2016 02:32 - United States - Springfield

Today, I got a bug bite on my boob. I scratched it so much it started bleeding so I put a bandaid on it. Turns out the band-aid had latex in it and I got an allergic reaction to it. The bug bite is still bleeding and the top half of my boob is swollen. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2020 05:02

Today, I had the house to myself so I lay on my bed with a porno for some me time. I was just about to begin when I felt a sting. A mosquito bit me right on the shaft. I’m allergic to mosquitos, so now I’m sweating, covered in hives and my knob is swollen in a very bad, not fun way. FML

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By Becks - 07/09/2020 23:01

Today, I found a bug in my bra. Not a huge deal, so I flicked him out. Turns out he was a black blister beetle. I woke to at 3 a.m. to insane pain, as well as the water blisters all over my boobs. FML

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By Don’t Think About It. - 26/08/2019 16:00

Today, I smacked a big mosquito that had landed on my leg. My boyfriend then said to me, "I wonder if their mouth snaps off when you slap them, and now it’s stuck in your skin." Thanks. Thanks a lot. FML

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By Shitsuo01 - 30/12/2016 01:56 - United States - Douglasville

Today, I noticed a small bite on my arm. I couldn't figure out what it came from until I saw a small insect crawling out of my bra. FML

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By Manatee - 11/05/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor. I had a spider bite that had been getting progressively larger for days. I had been putting Neosporin on underneath the bandage that was on it. The doctor saw my wound and laughed. He said the spider bite was no big deal, but that I was allergic to the Neosporin. FML

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By must.not.itch. - 02/06/2012 23:25 - United States - Hayward

Today, on the bright side, my boobs grew a size. Unfortunately, this was only after bed bugs decided to attack my nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 11:36 - United States - Hockessin

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. FML

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Grand_Cookie 21

Friday 17 May 2013 8:46

Hehe! That's funny. I'm sure you have very nice boobies, so relax and tell him his junk is small like a normal person.

perdix 29

Friday 17 May 2013 9:10

I'll never understand guys who have flat-chested girlfriends joking or complaining of their lack of boobage. If that bothers you so much, don't go out with her. Otherwise, shut your stupid mouth and love her for everything else.

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LennyComa 39

Friday 17 May 2013 15:04

Every cloud has a silver lining

teejessika 13

Friday 17 May 2013 15:37

*sigh* flat girl problems. I can relate *hugs*

blackvyper 8

Friday 17 May 2013 15:37

Get a mosquito to bite the other side.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 17 May 2013 16:28

my mosquito bites bring all the boys out to the yard.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 17 May 2013 16:30

This is the first time I've heard of a mosquito causing ejection from the IBTC

skyeyez9 24

Friday 17 May 2013 17:39

Why do guys always make fun of a girl's boobs or other insecurities, but get all butthurt if a girl comments on their penis size?

kayluhh18 11

Monday 20 May 2013 11:11

Heard that!

Sweetpea22 14

Friday 17 May 2013 19:01

I would have told him to find a mosquito to bite his dick so I could actually see it.

AzWolf 5

Friday 17 May 2013 19:16

Sure it wasn't a spider bite?

love_me_electric 20

Friday 17 May 2013 20:55

Man, if you're that allergic to mosquitoes don't ever come to Manitoba. I went out for an evening jog in the country and ended up with about 50 bites in under 30 minutes.