Animals: Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene...

By stixx - 25/10/2009 17:18 - United States

Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 16:02 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, trying to be funny in front of some friends, I held my cat above my head Lion King style. The height must have made him nervous, because he shat on my head. FML

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Never disrespect the cat

By Rafiki - 22/02/2010 03:14 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's house, I picked up her cat and held him like he was baby Simba. Apparently he didn't enjoy that, because he managed to somehow leap out of my hands and attach himself to my chest, claws extended. I now have four one-inch-long gashes on my chest. FML

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By Noname - 04/02/2009 11:23 - Canada

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

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Evil but cute

By WearingOff - 14/07/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I realized my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decided to go get itself stuck in a tree. I tried to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumped down and started purring. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 03:52 - United States

Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2018 06:00 - United States - Pittsford

Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML

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By KornyKid - 21/02/2016 08:01 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML

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By damn cats - 12/08/2018 22:00

Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML

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Crowded house

By upset - 25/10/2016 00:08

Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML

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Sorry little buddy

By Sorry kitty - 23/11/2022 16:00

Today, my cat sat on me, 30 minutes before I had to go to work. When I picked him up almost immediately after he got comfortable so I could get ready, he looked and sounded absolutely crushed. FML

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Sunday 25 October 2009 22:43

I created an account just to tell you that you're a dumbass.

cosmon 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:38

omg are you saying you decapitated your cat?

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bethechange_fml 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:46

God, people like you shouldnt have pets

lizzzie_fml 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:47

You've managed to be both a genius and an idiot in once instant. Well done.

Whatevers_clever 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:47

Oh my Godddd ;(( thats horrible

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:47

this is one of those instances that i wish there was a "you ******* dumbass" button

stain33319 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:47

NICE!!! Meouch

Ligerie 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 23:12

Meouch?! That is sooo cute!

paivarotti 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:48

i'd like to see the lolcat image macro of that. Suggestions for what the text should be?

iFruit 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:48

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Lyfiar 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:49

flippin' heck that's upset me for the rest of the night, the thought of you decapitating your cat O_O

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Sunday 25 October 2009 22:52

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Sunday 25 October 2009 22:50

I think this might be stolen from MLIA... http://mylifeisaverage.com/story.php?id=1079580

mrdblq 6

Sunday 25 October 2009 23:07

6 feet and I can put my hands above the blades of my ceiling fan, they can be dangerously low.

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Same thing different taste

Never disrespect the cat

Evil but cute

Crowded house

Sorry little buddy

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