Miscellaneous: Today, I got a new job. I'm 26 and I left an amazing job to move...

By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, I got a new job. I'm 26 and I left an amazing job to move back to be around my family. I have no choice but to take this job. I will be placing my finger in a dead turkeys ass, cutting open its stomach, and ripping out its guts. 15 per minute. FML

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Today, my boss hired a new meat cutter because our old one stopped showing up for work. After he put the smock on, I told him what needed to be done. Without saying a word, he walks over to my boss, hands him his smock and says, "I quit." Guess I'm on my own. FML

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By SeriouslyWth - 28/11/2022 06:00

Today, I work as a butcher at my local supermarket. I was about to clear my area for the night to find that some assbucket has put “Fuck Joe Biden” stickers all over the frozen turkeys. I had to remove them. Even when I did, there was still sticker residue on them. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2012 18:29 - United States - Monson

Today, I started my new job as the only IT tech for my office. My first task: untangling the hundred mice the previous tech tied together for "fun". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2015 13:31 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, while trying to quit my horrible job at a pizza place, I got so nervous that I accidentally offered to work double my usual hours for another month. FML

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By figgy - 29/11/2010 10:46 - United States

Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML

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By shaviTuT - 07/02/2013 19:44 - Malaysia - Bandar Penggaram

Today, after three weeks of holding out, my stingy boss finally called animal control about the birds in the air vent above the register. While I was working, they rummaged through the vents, causing live maggots to fall down right in front of me. FML

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By :( - 06/06/2013 23:37 - United States

Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 14:00

Today, I lost my job. Why? Because I'm taking care of my dying mother. My boss actually said, "Well, if she dies today, we can hold your job." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2021 23:00

Today, I quit my job, mainly because I didn't work enough hours and thus, earn enough money. In the past, they said there isn't any other paid work they could provide. They've now added different tasks, more money, and more hours to the position. I'm helping to find a replacement for a job I would otherwise apply to. FML

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By BaconGirl - 08/07/2016 06:00

Today, it has been my lifelong dream to work with animals. My dream sorta came true. I now work at the slaughterhouse. FML

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hoschiadedodi 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 14:46

I'd never leave a good job just to return to family. A good job is the basis for a happy, thus healthy, life. I'm not a workaholic. So YDI. Unless there's a family member that couldn't move and needs you to care for.

Peroxide 3

Saturday 7 November 2009 14:55

You left your good job to be with your family. It was your decision so harden the **** up.

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TheTruth1428 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 21:56

Sorry, but YDI. You chose to leave a good job to move back to your family. Unfortunately for you, that means you have to take the jobs you can get in the area you're in. In your case, it's sticking your finger in turkey ass. Enjoy your new job, hope that your family is worth it.

Mortanious 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 22:04

you like that don't you

KennedyGotWings 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 0:54

wow.fyl

FoundManyLemons 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 1:37

Why the hell would you quit a good job to be near your family? Really? You did that? YDI.

xApril 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 2:30

What the he'll was your previous job?o_o And yeah.. Grammar nazis, give it a rest.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Sunday 8 November 2009 2:44

That's gonna look sweet on your resume. Don't be sad though, it's just turkeys now but soon you can more up to larger animals.

jane99 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 3:10

Wash your hands, plz.

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 5:30

necro-turkey molester.

latkematzoball 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 6:31

**** the turkeys life poor babies :( douchebags eating them every thanksgiving-- they have feelings you know. millions of tukeys killed every thanksgiving. id say **** the turkeys life.