By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, I got a new job. I'm 26 and I left an amazing job to move back to be around my family. I have no choice but to take this job. I will be placing my finger in a dead turkeys ass, cutting open its stomach, and ripping out its guts. 15 per minute. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 106
You deserved it 10 783

Same thing different taste

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I'd never leave a good job just to return to family. A good job is the basis for a happy, thus healthy, life. I'm not a workaholic. So YDI. Unless there's a family member that couldn't move and needs you to care for.

You left your good job to be with your family. It was your decision so harden the **** up.

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better your finger than something else up those turkeys' ass. better to be a turkey plucker than a turkey............

I like how everyone automatically assumes family equals mommy and daddy, when it is possible family is actually a wife and possible children - perhaps the OP traveled more often then not for a living? Or he had to move for the job while wifey couldn't? Etc etc who knows. Can't really say if this is a ydi or fyl without knowing the who and why of it.

Some quick calculations tell me 15 a minute is bull. That's one every 4 seconds. And that's 7200 a day on a 8 hour shift. 7200 dead turkeys would fill up a 3 or 4 semi trucks.

Well... It was your choice to move now wasn't it. So deal with it, moron.

wait what the ****, your getting $15 a minute? kick ass job :D

lullabyy_fml 0

be thankful u can get a job while many people today can't.

obviously they mean 15 turkeys per minute, not dollars.

Ugh, that sucks. I live on a ranch, so until I graduate high school and get my ass to college, I have to help gut chickens, turkeys, etc. It's nasty. But why do you stick your fingers UP its ass??? Last I checked, that's not how you do it.