By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 15:46 - United States

Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
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Pleonasm 35

She turned your aquarium into a vomitorium... Good luck finding Nemo in there.

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Omfgitsmia 15

She sounds like a mess. Maybe you should live alone.

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MagicalToast 2

Seems like your apartment has girl problems

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curlstar 6

More like her roommate has a drinking problem.

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Bubbelz 25

That sucks for OP, but lol.

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unknown_user5566 26

Make sure she cleans up her mess, and then have a talk with her. As others have said, this could be a fluke or one-time incident. I think when you have a roommate you really need to take the extra time to set up some boundaries to ensure living together works for both of you. Good luck, OP.

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KatieEvelyn 6

She sounds fun. Give her N/A wine or beer and see what happens. (:

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Eorlas 31

Such awful luck! I hope you can try talking to her about this...maybe she will understand that was not acceptable.

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CookieLovesBoo 16

Maybe you should find a really close friend and ask them to live with you ? Good luck

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TheChelseaSays 34

And I thought my 3 roommates were bad. Sounds like you need to get the **** out of there before something worse happens.

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ivanfrombg 13

That sucks! I know how it is to have crazy drunk roommates!

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iAlissa 34

Sounds like a downgrade from your old roommate.

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