By Anonymous - 11/06/2012 12:42 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I got a new set of acrylic nails put on. While driving home, I had an urge to pick my nose. My car then went over a speed-bump. I now feel like my brain is bleeding. FML
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jtthegr8 26

You're driving....why are you picking your nose?

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astoryofroses 9

Note to self: don't pick your nose while driving. but that really does suck OP, hope you feel better!

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MDTeddy 13

Fake nails? What is wrong with the nails you have growing from your fingers?

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firefly319 7

You don't know much about women, do you?

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Mommyof2_91 10

I actually find fake nails annoying.

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xNephilim 18

My mom has fake nails cause her natural ones are extremely brittle and tear super easily. And if you get the French manicure fake nails that aren't ridiculously long, they actually look very pretty. And natural.

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floopyflooper 2

Never do acrylic nails look natural. They can be pretty, but pretty doesn't mean natural.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

They really don't make you that much more attractive. I mean I've never looked at two girls of equal attractiveness and decided that one was better looking because of her fake nails.

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MelissaMarie89 8

You know women don't always do things for herself to make a man notice we do like to pamper ourselves for ourselves!!!

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racch98 7

Nails aren't intended to be attractive. As 55 said us girls need the pampering :D

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RedPillSucks 31

What does having fake nails have to do with pampering?

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princessAj1 6

Pampering make a women feel amazing and well put together. Idk about you but nasty chipped , dirty chewed up nails does not seems too appealing.

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d_unsub 12

Ouch!!! Shame OP, but at least now you know what not to do while you drive

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SkoomaKi 27

OP, you like having talons extending from your fingers? That's nasty *Cleveland voice*

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olpally 32

Haha... I remember when Peter griffin had to adjust to his acrylic nails... Lmao, love that show :D

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jwbfml 11

Those speed bumps just came out of nowhere huh?

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Awsumuzzie 12

Those speed bumps come out of no where! Darn you diglett!

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darwinism 30

That is not the classical way to perform a labotomy. Try a finger in each nostril while driving with you knees. That should do the trick. YDI, and stay off the roads. Thanks in advance.

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RedPillSucks 31

Meh... Could have been worse. You could have been scratching your ass.

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Chandler1Bing 0

You're sure the speed-bump wasn't a person?

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linkinpark98 23

R.I.P little white kid on a tricycle....

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