By Anonymous - 11/06/2012 12:42 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I got a new set of acrylic nails put on. While driving home, I had an urge to pick my nose. My car then went over a speed-bump. I now feel like my brain is bleeding. FML
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jtthegr8 26

You're driving....why are you picking your nose?

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astoryofroses 9

Note to self: don't pick your nose while driving. but that really does suck OP, hope you feel better!

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justspin 7

I think the bigger issue here is you wanting to pick your nose,not your fake nails. If you feel the need to get fake nails whatever. I guess some people need them for whatever reason.BUT NO ONE wants to see you pick your nose. No one. please grow up and act your age. Most people learn to not pick their nose by age 7. Also fake nails need to be clipped a little don't they?? Should they really be long enough to scratch that badly???

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Isoldael 27

Almost everyone picks their nose, me included. As long as you don't put the boogers in any gross places, who cares? Those nostril sized appendices at the end of your hands are too convenient for this purpose!

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xNephilim 18

What the hell is going on with all you people? I bet you're a closet picker. You probably go home and spend ten minutes trying to see if anyone is watching and then you start picking your nose.

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doctorhook86 24

116: You like fake fingernails and you pick your nose whenever you're alone for 10 minutes. Anything else gross about you we oughta know?

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escapeqnim00 2

did you learn nothing from Seinfeld?!

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sharod101 5

Well if your eyes were on the road n you knew how to use the brakes you would've seen the bump n gotten over it well, or stopped picking your nose long enough. YDI

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kemando 22

You guys have speed bumps on the road? Like outside of parking lots?

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RedPillSucks 31

Some subdivisions have them to keep people from speeding

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Fake nails AND picking your nose? How do you not deserve this?

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chels1994 11

Tissues just don't cut it these days apparently

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DragonzCreator 3

Hopefully you have an extra tampon in your bag, just don't reach for it while driving!

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ciumegu 6

Yeah my mom always told me don't pick your nose blow

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Did she ever tell you to put your shirt on?

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nikkij99 3

Well for all of you saying eww to to her picking her nose, who gaf like you didn't pick your nose before? Even in public? Well all I can say is that I feel bad hope things are going to be all good girl :D ignore these immature ppl haha :P

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