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By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 02:52 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML

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By occam's pube-razor - 05/09/2015 04:26 - United States - Buena Vista

Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML

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By Andre - 29/07/2010 10:56 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 19:22 - United States

Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML

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You deserved it 9 015

By Roxas - 14/02/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML

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Pipe down, Whitney

By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 10:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I got a parking ticket because I was too busy singing along to my music to notice that I'd overstayed the time limit on the quick stop parking space. FML

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By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 14:13 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

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By journeytotheend - 14/07/2012 06:55 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 20:13 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML

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f1r3wa11 0

Tuesday 8 May 2012 9:04

I'm surprised the cop didn't say anything to you.

jerseyboy732 16

Tuesday 8 May 2012 9:03

better pay that ticket before Garfield and sherry come around

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PistolWhiper93 0

Wednesday 9 May 2012 1:01

**** u, u piece of shit!

PistolWhiper93 0

Wednesday 9 May 2012 1:03

YouAreMyPrey is a ******* piece of shit!

mscat 0

Wednesday 9 May 2012 2:43

Too busy playing on your cell phone!

labanana_fml 5

Wednesday 9 May 2012 3:48

Quick. Sombody Put This On MLIA ! MLIAers , unite !

epicness1234 0

Wednesday 9 May 2012 4:53

I WAS RIGHT!!!!! NINJA COPS DO EXIST!!!!

viviblink 4

Wednesday 9 May 2012 5:26

dude i want some of what your smokin if you dont notice a cop inadvertantly taking 50 bucks out of your wallet

iwishicould 7

Wednesday 9 May 2012 5:40

This is more MLIA.

lifeisgood0812 0

Wednesday 9 May 2012 20:52

Most cops won't the one that gave me one didn't and I was in the emergency parking lot for a hospital

robert76 5

Thursday 10 May 2012 16:40

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

hurrican_fml 0

Friday 22 June 2012 4:52

Oh them we are screwed

Robin612 22

Wednesday 27 January 2016 11:30

OMG Wow, what was it like seeing the ninja cop?? ...Oh wait.

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Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

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Today, at work, the only toilet in the building was so clogged that it was overflowing. We didn't have a plunger, so basically the only way to stop it was to try and reach in and remove the blockage. I was nominated to do it. FML

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Today, I found out that maggots can live inside of a saxophone. FML

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Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML

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Today, I went to Hollister with my grandmother. She immediately started yelling about the music being too loud, and ordered the staff to "shut the damn thing off". She was yelling at a bunch of mannequins. FML

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Pipe down, Whitney

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