By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 02:52 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML
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f1r3wa11 0

I'm surprised the cop didn't say anything to you.

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jerseyboy732 16

better pay that ticket before Garfield and sherry come around

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zaza_x_fml 5

Are you sure you weren't concentrating on a text or something?

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auzz1_pride 9

Noor's gonna be so happy when she reads this FML.

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btnhdude 0

I just knew somebody was going to mention her!

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linkinpark98 23

Unless you were talking on the phone, or had earbuds in, I don't see why you were so oblivious. ._.

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llamafish 25

Perhaps you didn't notice because you were in fact parked on top of said cop.

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chantellenative 0

Then how do you know it happened when u were in the car..

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Senseless_487 29

I'm assuming OP was preoccupied with something, and when they looked up from whatever they were doing, the ticket was on their windshield. That's just conjecture.

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chantellenative 0

* i meant to say , how do you know the ticket wasn't from before .

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LunaDragon 10

You all do realize, that the "Ninja Noor" you all come to know and idolize, is just a figment of your imaginations. She's really just a 65 year old trolling grandmother of 15, yelling at them to bring her a beer and be quiet so Nana can fml and play online bingo. Just kidding Noor, please don't hurt me. :p *Runs off to hide in a remote ice cave in Antarctica*

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