Miscellaneous: Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can... - FML

By MelanieP - 29/08/2009 03:39 - United States

Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML

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By m2k - 20/06/2011 14:59 - Canada

Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 16:19 - United Kingdom

Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2013 07:11 - United States - Rainier

Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML

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By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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By veebenjoo - 28/06/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML

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You deserved it 4 318

By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

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By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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Forever alone man

By Boyufd - 02/01/2021 08:00

Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML

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You deserved it 177

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By panther of the desert - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico - Rio Grande

Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML

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You deserved it 2 305

By badluckryan - 25/09/2012 13:38 - United States - Uxbridge

Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML

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shoshizzle 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 9:07

Aww. :(

dul_fml 2

Saturday 29 August 2009 9:15

Someone needs to head outside. I bet you have at least ONE phone number stored away that you could call.

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dul_fml 2

Saturday 29 August 2009 9:15

Someone needs to head outside. I bet you have at least ONE phone number stored away that you could call.

FYLbutYDI 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 9:18

Yea fake... Not that bad cuz Boone would ever know...

bm9802 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 9:18

Awww... I'll talk to you.

NaziZombie 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 9:18

First. Dickcheese. Über self pwnage

null_fml 11

Saturday 29 August 2009 9:33

Photoshopped! Simpsons did it.

NaziZombie 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 9:37

south park did it too.

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 29 August 2009 9:18

Maybe you should call your mother before she calls the cops, assuming that you're dead. If you don't even have a mother, really, FYL.

Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 29 August 2009 9:19

This has got to be, hands down, the lamest FML I have ever heard! Mine got rejected for THIS!? Tell me your number and I'll call you, if by "call" you mean "use number to look up address, then assassinate".

thebawss 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 9:22

LOSER

19lollipop96 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 9:30

):

orchids_torturer 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 15:23

buckets of virtual ((hugs)) coming your way! the orchid's torturer has spoken.

Zeke4448 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 9:40

Fake. I bet.

moonlight_daze 8

Saturday 29 August 2009 15:14

So are your mom's **** but you don't see me complaining.

britianey 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 9:45

There are help lines that you can call if you do need someone to tall to.

lolzRaptor 1

Saturday 29 August 2009 11:40

Can you phoone-order midgets nowadays?

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Today, after about a year of keeping it a secret from my girlfriend, I told her about my foot fetish. She said "EWWWWWWWW!" and left. She's ignoring my calls and has changed her relationship status to single on Facebook. FML

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Today, my daughter actually asked me who Martin Luther king Jr was. This girl, this African American daughter of mine, with full access to the internet, who has completed a college education, doesn’t know who one of the most important black men in history is. I need to lie down. FML

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Today, my mom put me in charge of her business's Facebook. Later, I was doing homework and took a Facebook break, changing my status to "So fucking boring." I'd forgotten to log out of the business account. FML

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Today, I asked my Instagram followers out of curiosity who their favourite influencer was. Someone replied, without knowing it doesn’t come up anonymously, “Not you.” FML

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Today, my mom laughed about hearing me singing in the shower and told our whole family. I wasn't singing, though. I was masturbating. FML

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