By MelanieP - 29/08/2009 03:39 - United States

Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
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dul_fml 2

Someone needs to head outside. I bet you have at least ONE phone number stored away that you could call.

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ciaobella_fml 0

Hmm make some friends, it pretty easy to do.

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shelboo_fml 0

Look on the bright side. At least you weren't stuck on the phone with a guy saying "Can you hear me now?" over and over.

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moonlight_daze 8

I know, right?

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Randall_Flagg_fml 0

Oh boo hoo. Get a life.

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22jrdn55 15

i tried 2 submit 3 fmls 2day & they were all rejected cuz of u?? this is ****** up mine were hilarious, not lame

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Doogragoo 0

Yea cuz your life sucks so bad you need "2 submit 3 fml's 2day" First off, use words. Second off, this site isn't for funny stories. Go away

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redblueviolet 0

While I agree that #28 needs to use real words (and his/her lack of spelling ability is probably the reason his/her FMLs didn't get accepted in the first place), this technically IS a site for funny stories, usually involving irony or overall crappy things that happen to people that you can still laugh about. No one wants to read "Today, my parents died. FML." OP: I understand how you feel, but this isn't really an FML, because you can do something about it. Like, read, or get on a site that isn't FML (or stay here and laugh at everyone else) or watch TV. Or you could call someone.

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22jrdn55 15

doogragoo: my life is perfect, i was gonna submit stories that happen to my friends!!! FYI and this site is for funny/ sad/ creepy(YOU) stories redblueviolet: Im sorry you're mentally challenged and can't even understand!!! and the stories I wanna submit were ironic as well ok! you don't even knw what I was gonna say!! FYI I put this reply is words you two can understand, so you guys won't feel bad!!

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LadyKaya 0

Um.....you just insulted the guy that stood up for you, dumbass. Redblueviolet was defending you and saying this site was made for people with stories like yours. But w/e happened to your friends, YDI instead for being too much of a dumbass to read english, let alone write it. I'm sorry for w/e sad people you pretend to call "friends." **** off and watch some sesame street.

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star_ver 0

Lmao, what a ******* dumbass.

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NaziZombie 0

null wins forever. Last!

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AntiChrist7 0

So? Be happy no-one bothers you.

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MelanieP_fml 0

Very true..very true.

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sublime93 0

#52, you're the op? Just wanted to thank you for wasting my time. Go out & socialize. Pathetic.

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NaziZombie 0

Why are you guys so racist? Why are you gays so racist? Double post my bad.

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