By blacklove - 12/02/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML
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ambrz 0

at least u got a rose...?

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saranottelling 7

Don't leave us hanging... what color was the rose? Did it smell good? Was the card written with redblueblack ink? All FML posts need meaningless adjectives!

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perdix 29

What a nice fellow! He gave you ample time to find a date for Valentines' Day. I'm sure only sad losers don't have plans, but guess what you are as of today? Happy VD

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hockeyjock8 0

lmaoooooo this website is the funniest. its so emo. jokes http://cut-wrist.blogspot.com/

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Ajjas013 6

Yeah, he's replacing Billy Mays.

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Freeze_fml 16

In case you didn't notice Ajjas, my comment was to some retard advertising his Twilight version of FML. Comment was deleted and no longer appears.

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Ajjas013 6

Oh ok, I didn't notice. I think my comment still applies though.

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thedivinecomeD 0

happy valentines day!!!

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RoguePrivateer 0

No, It's just beginning. He didn't appreciate your specialness. Now you can find someone who does know how special you are. Keep the faith. Always look for higher standards in your life and you'll end up with higher standards. Because you deserve it.

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hockeyjock8 0

trust me its better than fml and mlia. its an emos perspective and has sushi, blonds, and twilight. http://cut-wrist.blogspot.com/

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hockeyjock8 0

an excerpt from http://cut-wrist.blogspot.com/ "Today, a jock told me I smelled like burnt oatmeal. I think it was that new stench of death spray I ordered online. " and "All these girls in my school have been gushing about Twilight all year, so I finally splurged and rented the DVD. It sucked. At first Bella had promise, being emo and all, but when she spent more time moping about Edward, and less cutting herself, I got seriously pissed. And I was really, really hoping to see some gothic, white faced, blood dripping down the chin, cape-wearing vampires, and was more than a little distraught when I found out they were little more than sparkly, uber- douchebags. If any of these vampires went to my school, I'd cut them. " and "I was shopping for some new band aids at the local mall, when I got hungry and stopped for some sushi at the food court. I was being served by a Japanese girl who didn't understand English, because when I ordered a coke, she served me a diet. When I asked her why, she put her hands on her stomach like Santa Claus, puffed out her cheeks, and waddled around. I got the hint. I'm fat. Deal with it. " http://cut-wrist.blogspot.com/ Go on it!

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