By Glutton for Punishment. - 07/09/2010 21:30 - France

Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 076
You deserved it 2 479

Same thing different taste

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AliaChen 5

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pachecogirl 0

That really does suck. I am truly sorry for you. Looks like your exwife won't have to pay any lawyer fees now.

Sue that Mofo! just dont hire her new husband FYL, i would bitch slap those mother%@#*$ upside their heads

haha lmao, its just a joke o-o and if yu thought the guy in my picture is me, hes just some random redneck

Wtf? your 14?!?! now i feel like a pedo =P im 17

im sorry :( my eyesights pretty fked up cuz i wanged my head on a table like, an hour ago

Prodigy7 4

I don't see a problem here. I've seen seniors date freshmen.

what kind of 14 year old puts sluty pictures on the Internet like this?! oh yeah. all of them

Why is this an FML? If there was anything unbecoming between the two of them at that time, that's ammo for divorce court. It would be much worse if you just got a separation agreement!

FFML_314 11

*Facepalm* TIJD, how about we ditch this joint and go out for a Cosmo.

sourgirl101 28

And I'll make them. But I do make the best Lemondrop Martinis, in case you want something yummier! Served with a home made spinach dip on the side!

Mmm! Yep, sourgirl's definitely invited. :D Let's invite nerds too. Maybe she'll whip us up some cheesecake brownies. Om nom nom.

hmmm, doesn't that mean courts will favor you for her actions?

You need a lawyer ASAP! Do you have proof she was having an affair? File for divorce quick.

#59 - In most states adultery counts for squat these days.

sourgirl101 28

83 Yes, I think you are correct. I believe it depends on if you live in a "No Fault State". *Not sure where the OP is from.

chinosurferchick 5

wow. that's a bummer. better luck next time.