Transportation: Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date...

By Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

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By Hypocrite - 16/04/2017 12:00

Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 10:00 - United States - Culpeper

Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, I went to court because I got a traffic ticket for running a red light. While I was in court, I found out it was actually for a car I had sold years ago. FML

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By Blake - 02/11/2021 03:59 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML

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By hockusa3 - 11/09/2014 15:44 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By so embarrassing - 02/08/2016 06:27 - United States - Renton

Today, I got so anxious while trying to fight the ticket I got earlier this month that I passed out in front of the judge. FML

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By Andre - 29/07/2010 10:56 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML

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TurtleGenius 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:06

Way to learn from your mistakes. Kudos man. I bet court went well...

Consequences 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:07

Maybe this time you'll learn. Probably not, though.

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mellowyellowww 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 5:13

MAYBE YOU SHOULD START LEAVING YOUR HOUSE ON TIME SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEED EVERYWHERE. COMMON SENSE.

sassy21 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 5:15

Stop breaking the law a-hole!

Kristoffer 35

Wednesday 27 May 2009 5:31

Yeah, 'cause they just randomly hand out speeding tickets. Oh, wait, no, they gave you a speeding ticket because you were speeding. YDI.

bemen11 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 5:43

You're a moron

24788 6

Wednesday 27 May 2009 5:44

Take your time from now on! No need to rush through life. FTP though

baby_love 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 6:03

speeding a little bit over the limit never gets anyone pulled over so he/she is obviously a reckless driver... no need to defend the OP

illeyad 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 6:09

Learn from your mistakes! Ironey is cruel

great_lawl 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 6:10

Fate is telling you to SLOW DOWN

that_guy_you_are 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 6:11

Use X-Coppers, only suckers argue their own speeding tickets.

alex_vik 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 6:14

Some people just don't learn.

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