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By Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

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By Andre - 29/07/2010 10:56 - United States

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML

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TurtleGenius 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:06

Way to learn from your mistakes. Kudos man. I bet court went well...

Consequences 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:07

Maybe this time you'll learn. Probably not, though.

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hyperx3bl0ndee 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 22:34

hey kevin !

GARlactic 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 22:46

Maybe you should consider not speeding.

Brak_Spaceman 19

Thursday 28 May 2009 0:19

Drive faster so they can't catch you.

love15_fml 8

Thursday 28 May 2009 0:43

There are REASON's there are laws against speeding... people who do as often as you must (since you ALREADY have AT LEAST two tickets) don't deserve to drive. One of my classmates broke ribs and both his legs, among other injuries, because someone didn't stop at a stop sign. In a school zone. YDI

lologirl419 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:23

Maybe this is a sign, letting you know that you have a speeding problem. Haha =)

Brak_Spaceman 19

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:34

#155, the apostrophe in "reasons" was not necessary.

HeyitsPheddy 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 2:09

#156, you meant to say #154, not #155

MsTs1 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 4:06

not hard to not speed, idiot people

pacificriot 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 4:42

here's an idea...dont speed.

coffeennicotine 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 5:46

Okay, you're just a ******* dumb ass.

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