By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
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Timmead 0

Surely the woman would have her 'boyfriend' in her contacts?

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Sun_Kissed18 25

So? There must have been some text after that like "OH SORRY!!! My mistake!" Show her those. Unless she doesn't have a reason to trust you, things should be fine

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Sargasm 4

I will say this on behalf of the entire male FML audience: Pics or GTFO.

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omghehehe 0

Yeah, maybe she meant to send the pictures to you. Since it's random, it doesn't matter anyway. I'm sure your GF will believe you after you explain. How were the pictures? XXX? :D

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perdix 29

Maybe he ought to ask the GF what she thought about the pictures. If she was turned on, he might have fallen with his ass in the orgy butter --Threesome!

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omghehehe 0

LOL Threesome again?! :D That's an idea. Maybe she might get turned on by the pictures. Hmmm.... She would have to be clean and waxed, no direct mouth kissing with the BF, attention mainly focused on the GF, and willing to bring new things to the table :) How's that? LOL

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perdix 29

omghehehe, you've got my attention (and parts standing at attention ;) ) Let's see -- I can agree to the grooming requirements. Do they apply to the male in the middle? And the other woman must bring something new to the table. But I don't know about the rules governing the action. I think things should just go on spontaneously. I mean if the two girls can kiss, why can't the other woman and the dude? What do you say?

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omghehehe 0

LOL. No :P He wants a threesome, he has to compromise (snicker). Absolute spontaneity has the potential of hurt feelings. That ruins the spirit of things. Hey, there are a lot of different places were the other female can put her mouth! ;) Politely trimmed or shaved pubes for the male is warmly welcomed. No one likes to get hair in their teeth or nose. If this is suppose to be an experience for all, it would be fantastic, if the girl can do something enlightening ;) I'd like to be more graphic in description, but there are children watching (big grin).

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perdix 29

OMG, omghehehe, I got a little woozy there. All of the blood suddenly rushed out of my head, the big one, er, the upper one, at least.

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capricaz 0

Umm this is weird. Wouldn't the number be IN here phone already whenever she got it from him? Unless it was the first time she was using the number, I call this fake.

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The_Pleb 0

And the good part?...... you get free ****!!!!!!!!!!!! WIN +10

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mrzero 0

how is it FML?? it's more like yah Fu****k me :-)

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Gahhreg 0

if your girlfriend was smart she'd notice that the number wasnt in your contacts and that you didnt know her

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perdix 29

Tell your girlfriend you use her own damn phone, or go find a pay phone. Maybe it's time to trade up to the new girl. Were her pictures hotter than your girlfriend?

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I_am_stupid_also 6

I hope it wasn't kiddie ****. That would be a real FML.

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rtubbs87 0

wow that sucks man hey it could be worse

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