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By Allie - 29/10/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML

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By notsomuchinlove - 07/08/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML

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Understanding

By Chia - 10/05/2013 22:58 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2021 08:01

Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By xxccruzxx - 29/06/2012 13:30 - United States

Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML

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By cbolig - 03/05/2011 12:15

Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML

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Life is just great

By someone something - 27/11/2024 21:00 - United States - Acton

Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML

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By Whoopsie - 25/07/2018 05:00

Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard she had a seizure and passed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 14:15 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

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She's lost control again

By Anonymous - 14/01/2025 06:00 - United States - Acton

Today, I seized in the shower, making me trip over the edge of the tub, which is when I then smashed my face against an open toilet and broke my nose. Thank you epilepsy. FML

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morningwoody 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:10

You do not need him anyway. Go find someone who really care about you.

vev_fml 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:13

Yeah, on one hand it sucks, on the other, you are better off without him. Good luck!

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Squires_fml 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 16:57

olive garden is so good it causes you to shake uncontrollably

liy223 6

Friday 27 May 2011 8:42

you should celebrate being rid of such an absolute jerk by going to Olive Garden. (breadsticks!!!)

greekgal44 14

Saturday 4 June 2011 4:28

hes a bitch. find someone elsee

ehbarrett_fml 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:32

I'm an epileptic and I'm so sorry you had to go through this. men can be such douchebags.

jumpedbiscut26 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 3:28

that's so f'in low screw him, Its only embarassing to him because he has no idea what to do. still just shitty.

IvyPalin 7

Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:27

omg what a douche bag

bnvc 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 13:02

i have the same condition. almost 10 yrs now and im 19. better off without him if he cant understand.

zarathustra2k1 2

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:56

My mrs had epilepsy (about 3 grand mals in 15 years). I was never embarrassed - only concerned. He's a waste of skin - drop him fast...

nosferatu4444 10

Monday 22 August 2011 9:37

wow, he deserves to get a seisure in front of all his judgmental friends

jdalpe13 0

Monday 12 September 2011 0:01

I feel so bad! I have epilepsy and I would die if any guy did that to me!

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