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By Allie - 29/10/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML

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You deserved it 2 818

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Good guy

By notsomuchinlove - 07/08/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML

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You deserved it 7 680

Understanding

By Chia - 10/05/2013 22:58 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 3 670

Toxic workplace

By Anonymous - 05/12/2021 08:01

Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML

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You deserved it 81

Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 500

You deserved it 12 228

By xxccruzxx - 29/06/2012 13:30 - United States

Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML

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You deserved it 29 860

By cbolig - 03/05/2011 12:15

Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML

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You deserved it 31 776

Life is just great

By someone something - 27/11/2024 21:00 - United States - Acton

Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML

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You deserved it 69

By Whoopsie - 25/07/2018 05:00

Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard she had a seizure and passed out. FML

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You deserved it 582

By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 14:15 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 250

You deserved it 6 178

Too much of a good thing

By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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You deserved it 256

morningwoody 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:10

You do not need him anyway. Go find someone who really care about you.

vev_fml 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:13

Yeah, on one hand it sucks, on the other, you are better off without him. Good luck!

Comments

iCreate 10

Sunday 20 June 2010 14:38

What an asshole, unbelieveble...

Cigar 11

Monday 5 July 2010 7:30

I'll bet he develops epilepsy or has a child with it someday. Karma's a bitch like that.

footballdude14 0

Friday 6 August 2010 8:28

#46 calm down and we still have olive garden in Canada you have to get out more!!

waywick 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 17:31

don't worry, one day he'll have sex...then THAT will become the most embarrassing time of his life, and he'll forget all about you...

starberries 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 4:10

That sucks, but he's an asshole. At least you are getting away from him now.

apv12 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 19:23

he shouldnt break up with u he should support u u deserve better than him

bmboente15 0

Friday 3 December 2010 5:02

eh, I hear ya, I have epilepsy too... it sucks, and your boyfriend obviously was an asshole as well

zach055 23

Tuesday 7 December 2010 2:47

FMLs like this make me sick. I have a friend who is Epileptic and I feel so bad for her. Its horrible how inconsiderate some people are. MY friends life really sucks.