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By Allie - 29/10/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML

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By notsomuchinlove - 07/08/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML

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You deserved it 7 685

Understanding

By Chia - 10/05/2013 22:58 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML

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Toxic workplace

By Anonymous - 05/12/2021 08:01

Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML

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You deserved it 83

Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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You deserved it 12 235

By xxccruzxx - 29/06/2012 13:30 - United States

Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML

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You deserved it 29 868

By cbolig - 03/05/2011 12:15

Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML

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Life is just great

By someone something - 27/11/2024 21:00 - United States - Acton

Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML

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You deserved it 81

By Whoopsie - 25/07/2018 05:00

Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard she had a seizure and passed out. FML

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You deserved it 583

By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 14:15 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

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You deserved it 6 179

She's lost control again

By Anonymous - 14/01/2025 06:00 - United States - Acton

Today, I seized in the shower, making me trip over the edge of the tub, which is when I then smashed my face against an open toilet and broke my nose. Thank you epilepsy. FML

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You deserved it 86

morningwoody 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:10

You do not need him anyway. Go find someone who really care about you.

vev_fml 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:13

Yeah, on one hand it sucks, on the other, you are better off without him. Good luck!

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gordonburkholder 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 4:37

that guy is a huge jerk. if my girlfriend had a seizure, I would bring her flowers and chicken soup at the hospital and do whatever the heck she wanted for 48 hours when she was recovering.

Ashbashcrashed 0

Friday 6 November 2009 16:01

Aww! A decent human being :) People who said she deserved it: heartless bastards, the lot of you.

TheWannabeAuthor 6

Tuesday 25 October 2011 17:15

I agree 100%. Completely heartless.

Powahouse 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 22:43

Oh, jesus. This one is bad. You should probably just beat the shit out of him.

HighLife19 0

Monday 9 November 2009 6:37

Oh my, Hon....slap him across the face a few times, then kick him in the balls. He is one massive piece of shit.

fourzerofour 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 9:54

Uh... oh wow. You really don't need to be with a guy who's that much of an asshole and intolerant... I mean, if my girlfriend (well if I had one anymore that is), had any sort of medical problem, she would receive any support she needed to cope with it, and I would obviously not be embarrassed. Hell I'd probably kick someone in the face if they insulted her about it. tl;dr: Your boyfriend was an ass, so you can do better.

megmegmegmeg 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:18

your boyfriend is a d-bag. you deserve so much better sweetie. find a guy that will take care of you and not be ashamed of you.

Igor_g5 0

Monday 16 November 2009 2:43

What a Jerkoff. Hope God blesses him with some equal to or worse than epilepsy in return. You're good to be rid of him.

omg2funny 1

Sunday 24 January 2010 19:09

This is what happens when you date 5 year olds... They are self centered & narcissists... I hope you are not with him & found someone with someone who has an IQ level greater than that of a pebble...

cellphoneaddict1 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 2:03

honey, he's a total douche bag. what the hell was his prob? he's a selfish bastard who needs to learn a few more lessons in life. don't let some brat like him get to you.