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By K123 - 06/06/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend telling me he still likes me and might love me too. Later I asked him if he really meant it and his response was "I don't know. I was high." FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 012

You deserved it 5 435

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 072

You deserved it 4 021

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By indefiniteforest - 10/09/2016 04:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 049

You deserved it 1 142

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:35 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 077

You deserved it 67 558

Wrong number

By Lovesickgal - 26/11/2019 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex-boyfriend texted me, saying, "I love you." Stupidly, I was very excited and replied, "At last! I still love you", to which he replied, "wrong number sorry, I don't love you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 945

You deserved it 649

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By butchapparently - 10/08/2015 15:35

Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 740

You deserved it 2 230

By Aus - 26/04/2012 14:43 - United States

Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 014

You deserved it 4 215

By wtfjusthappened - 24/01/2009 03:27 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 700

You deserved it 31 838

Thanks, I hate it!

By Anonymous - 16/04/2013 02:20 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, with whom I'm still madly in love, called me and begged me to come back to him. In shock, I asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" He giggled, said yes, and then promptly hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 504

You deserved it 7 097

Let down

By MoxyR12 - 24/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 818

You deserved it 5 728

By blahppl14 - 27/12/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 100

You deserved it 13 518

mrahhhhh 21

Monday 6 June 2011 11:57

I was gonna tell this girl I hated her... but then I got high!

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Monday 6 June 2011 12:26

I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high....

Comments

jennifer93 0

Monday 6 June 2011 12:27

move on

cest_moi_baybee 1

Monday 6 June 2011 12:40

lol sounds disgustingly familiar.

Krilleee 5

Monday 6 June 2011 12:41

I can see why he's your ex ..

BigWiggly 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:02

And why is that?

georggx 3

Monday 6 June 2011 12:57

well you wouldn't want a boyfriend that gets high anyway, right?

GreenMuzz 0

Monday 6 June 2011 13:38

Why not? Im a good boyfriend???

AmandaDestroys 0

Monday 6 June 2011 15:47

Cause people who do drugs are fricking idiots. Its just a waste of time. :D

EriccaLuv 0

Monday 6 June 2011 16:22

**** that I get high with my boyfriend ;D

georggx 3

Monday 6 June 2011 16:38

well yeah but i guess it's okay when you do it together. you can be ****** up together can't you. but when it's just your boyfriend ****** up in the head it kinda sucks.

bodmonontheblock 0

Monday 6 June 2011 17:08

39: thank you

turtle_brigade 0

Monday 6 June 2011 19:12

47- do you have any basis for your argument aside from government-funded psa's?

homydclown 1

Monday 6 June 2011 12:57

ydi if you believe that nonsense.

Aerious 0

Monday 6 June 2011 13:42

Oh lord, this recently happened to me.

shattered567 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 3:53

Watch ur language !!!

CrazyGirl445 4

Monday 6 June 2011 13:56

thats when the truth comes out

dancergrl_15 0

Monday 6 June 2011 14:16

i know exactly how you feel, forreal. my ex-boyfriend did this too and his response was that he was "dome fried".

ydnar 5

Monday 6 June 2011 14:28

Wow sounds like a match made in heaven. He's a keeper!!! Oh wait one more thing could someone please create a sarcasm font.

juicedboi 7

Monday 6 June 2011 16:58

And you wer telling that other guy he made a bad joke? Yours was much worse...

womanjesus 0

Monday 6 June 2011 21:44

I laughed

RockstarRN 10

Monday 6 June 2011 14:36

He's a real winner! What did you expect being with someone who likes to fry their brain cells willingly.

Nemmycakes 3

Monday 6 June 2011 15:55

yeah, no. I hate when people say that, there's no real evidence to prove either argument on it. I especially hate when that person drinks, it's as if it's ok to kill brain cells with a legal drug.