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By K123 - 06/06/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend telling me he still likes me and might love me too. Later I asked him if he really meant it and his response was "I don't know. I was high." FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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By indefiniteforest - 10/09/2016 04:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:35 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML

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Wrong number

By Lovesickgal - 26/11/2019 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex-boyfriend texted me, saying, "I love you." Stupidly, I was very excited and replied, "At last! I still love you", to which he replied, "wrong number sorry, I don't love you." FML

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Passing

By butchapparently - 10/08/2015 15:35

Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML

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By Aus - 26/04/2012 14:43 - United States

Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML

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By wtfjusthappened - 24/01/2009 03:27 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By Anonymous - 16/04/2013 02:20 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, with whom I'm still madly in love, called me and begged me to come back to him. In shock, I asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" He giggled, said yes, and then promptly hung up. FML

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Let down

By MoxyR12 - 24/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML

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By blahppl14 - 27/12/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

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mrahhhhh 21

Monday 6 June 2011 11:57

I was gonna tell this girl I hated her... but then I got high!

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Monday 6 June 2011 12:26

I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high....

Comments

Mish44 3

Monday 6 June 2011 14:54

People don't change, so don't stick it out because of this otherwise you may get hurt =[

spazmattic 0

Monday 6 June 2011 15:00

Translation: I don't know, I was lonely and pathetic and having a moment where I told you the truth and regretted it immediately, so I took a hit off my bong I keep hidden in my closet to medicate the pain of everyday living, cried and masturbated using my own tears as lubricant before falling asleep feeling helpless and violated.

RaVeN53 7

Monday 6 June 2011 15:11

I know how you feel I had a guy ask me out n the next time I talked to him he couldn't remember doing that cuz he was high, fyl

sexysylver 0

Monday 6 June 2011 15:13

ha mine done the same but he posted on Fb saying he loved me when the last time we talked he told me he don't need me to leave him alone but yet he posted on my wall sayin he loved me. it was all a lie

shattered567 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 3:55

Is that ur real face ??? Cuz its kinda creepy. im so sorry to say thatbut it is kinda weird. :I

larlarlauren 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 8:41

That's rude. Her face isn't weird at all. It's beautiful. Is that YOUR real face? No it's a flower. Now go wait for a "hot guy" to "message you" and stop being hateful to others, especially about something they can't control.

Nemmycakes 3

Monday 6 June 2011 15:52

lol, tell him to think about it.

krez 20

Monday 6 June 2011 15:55

I assume you want him back since you posted it on FML. Therefore, you need to buy some drugs, and keep him high until he marries you or knocks you up.

autezz24680 2

Monday 6 June 2011 18:14

hey... u arent Dr Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds, atmre you? your About Me made it kinda seem like you are...... waiittttt, Matthew Gray Gubler doesnt have a kid. maybe he does. shit!