By fuckmuppeter512 - 04/01/2014 22:26 - United Kingdom

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Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
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JdmLife 7

she was cheating ! leave her tell her to find another sucker too blame .

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warracen123 2

moral of the storey kids, sex is like basketball, you dribble before you shoot

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Ashlei69 4

she could be a crazy bitch that's lying, or she cheated. or the slimmest chances in the world, you are the father

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tmanman 3

Sorry to burst everyone's bubble but it's impossible to get pregnant from precum. They lie to high school students because accidents happen and since high school boys are two pump chumps, they can't control them selves. Even sperm that might sneak out in the precum are too few to reach an egg, don't contain the vital chemicals that are released by the prostate that only happen during ejaculation and precum basically is a neutralizer for the ph in urine and is too acidic for sperm to survive so basically, kids not yours

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kristenmarie211 2

She's cheating probably

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whiskeygirl321 4

Although it could still be possible it was you (holes in the condom, pre ejaculation has more sperm in it than cum itself), its highly unlikely. Sounds like your girlfriend just wants attention, or she's trying to "trap" you.

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