By fuckmuppeter512 - 04/01/2014 22:26 - United Kingdom

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Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
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Pinkfun69 4

You have been served! Well, at least for 9 months until after the baby is born to take paternity test!

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WhiteCrimson 23

You weren't the only one tappin that ass bud.

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Radez 6

Hopefully she's just over reacting to a late period or something.

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medic345 4

Pre cum can have trace amounts of sperm. And although condom companies state condoms are 99% effective, in several medical studies they have proven to be only around 80 -85 %effective ( yikes). You have around a 1/5th of a chance the condom didn't "do its job" so to speak, whether due to user or product error.....Paternity test my friend.

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

While you are correct in your points, I would say that it is statistically more likely that she is either 1) not pregnant or 2) was pregnant already.

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Daydreamer4466 6

Was it the first time the to of you have had sex if not I'll see on Maury.

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Cheezes 7

If you didn't think this was a possibility, you should never have had sex. You don't need to ****** to emit semen.

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