By fuckmuppeter512 - 04/01/2014 22:26 - United Kingdom

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Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
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ScrappyCoco21 6

I had this same exact thing happen to me. My girlfriend was going crazy afterwards. I guess girls just don't trust condoms.

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Fr0gs 15

Girls love this joke good chance she didnt cheat

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ramsassytwerk 1

a girl can still get pregnant if you're using a condom. its unlikely but possible.

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takeittoem 8

Thank god for paternity tests... take it easy.

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160thsoar 4

Run far away and don't look back. Unless she's kidding this sounds like nothing but trouble.

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bookie1981 7

The real question is did she tell you she was pregnant, or did she tell you she was pregnant and it's yours?

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picturescrazy 24

The doctor will be able to tell you when she conceived after she goes to her appointment to check up on things. See if the dates line up. Even if you didn't come, there's still a bit that leaks out during sex, which can impregnate a woman. Since you were wearing a condom and didn't actually ejaculate, the chances are slim, but not impossible.

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

Demand a DNA test. It sounds to me like she got pregnant by someone else, but decided she didn't want to be with the daddy (or his lack of money) and wants to fool you into supporting another guy's kid. Don't laugh -- a girl tried to pull that on me back in college.

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