By fuckmuppeter512 - 04/01/2014 22:26 - United Kingdom

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Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
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Simple bro, it's not yours. Don't sweat it

vetisthewicked 9

okay since most of you have never studied anatomy at all, and i see a lot of self congratulating ignorance going on here, then this calls for some clarity: pre ejaculate is produced by the bulbulurethral gland. it serves to neutralize the urine content of the urethra so the ejaculate can pass through without being damaged by the acid content of residual urine. actual sperm come out of the seminal vesical through the vas deferens during ejaculation. pre ejaculate does not, in any sense, contain sperm. however it can wash some residual sperm out with it. this is highly unlikely as urine would have damaged the cells to the point of rendering them either dissolved or of very little motility. the chance of functional sperm in pre ejaculate is almost zero. some men are an exception and release highly resistant sperm that hang in there and wash out with it, but this is most uncommon. you can, however, ejaculate a little and not realize it. even this doesn't happen often if he was using a quality condom, that isn't expired and was stored at room temperature it is unlikely to be compromised. condoms fail when they break or fall off. they don't just fail. in all probability, she cheated or she is not pregnant. the odds of him having impregnated her given the circumstances he described are so unlikely that he has no reason to believe it possible. people lie all the time however. bet on that.

how are people being ignorant? altho it is very possible for to have gotten pregnant by him the facts that he mentioned are still going to raise speculation...

NodakN8V 25

And what episode of Maury will this be on