By fuckmuppeter512 - 04/01/2014 22:26 - United Kingdom

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Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
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jefrey 9

shit happen sometimes

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Muttley9 13

Time to get her to go to a real doctor for a pregnancy test... and talk to her about why she wants to get pregnant at this stage of her life

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dreadbeat69 12

My guess: She cheated and got pregnant then tried to cover it up by having sex with OP, but didn't really want to have sex with him so she let him play just the tip long enough to pin the pregnancy on him.

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cryssycakesx3 22

that's even more ridiculous.

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ccdude14 4

I have ex friends who think poking holes in condoms is funny. Pre cum is enough. Dna test.

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TattooInvasion 14

And if the child somehow turns out to be his, assuming she is pregnant? That child deserves a father, no matter how accidental the pregnancy.

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MikeyScene420 17

I've had sex with my girlfriend 7 times. Only once with a condom. No baby for me!

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mommykrissy_05 7

So far you are lucky! I have a 6year old son from the pull out method! and a miscarriage! Allergic to many many forms of birth control, and protection! We were prepared pregnancy could happen though. Use protection or stop having sex!

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amberjade1398 6

Or you could actually be the father. It is highly unlikely but it is possible. Condoms don't always prevent pregnancy one hundred percent and any fluid released during sexual intercourse can contain sperm.

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glabberfasted 16

87 - All males have small amounts of sperm in their urine at times.

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ACynclaire 13

good luck OP. sounds like she was a ***** before you.

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