By fuckmuppeter512 - 04/01/2014 22:26 - United Kingdom

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Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
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nerdii_birdii 3

You should take a test... and dump her. It's obvious she is cheating.

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picante72 24

Make sure you get a dna test before she sticks you with any child support.

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cryssycakesx3 22

they usually do.

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ilovemsminaj 13

She's either joking or a cheater, sorry OP

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Fermion 20

Or is 12 and doesn't understand how it works?

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gracehi 31

Oh jeez, I seriously hope she's not 12.

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oneofthosegirls_fml 11

Condoms aren't 100% you know. And you don't have to cum to get a girl pregnant. Am I the only one who took health in high school?

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igive 29

No we did too, and we all know it's highly unlikely.

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ksks1234 33

Teletubbies are creepy enough normal, now I am going to have nightmares of those things!

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dangousity 21

Are you one of those girls that believe you get sex from oral as well??

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Preposterous 8

In my area, they don't offer any sort of sex-ed. Even in "health" class, the subject of sex was avoided at all costs.

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oneofthosegirls_fml 11

Well, sorry, I didn't know there were still places that didn't teach sex education in this day and age.

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clrichmond2009 24

actually most schools still avoid teaching actual sex ed. they teach abstinence. yeah, they might teach you where babies come from and such, but that's about as far as it goes. it's mom and dad's responsibility to teach you the rest.

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Jessa91 10

...there is such thing as pre-ejaculate. Condoms can also tear/break. Craziness.

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lollypop30001 19

Ask her how many weeks she is if it doesn't add up she lying and it not yours.

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murdersquirrel 15

make sure she's ACTUALLY pregnant, and doesn't just think she is because she got a little nauseated or some other dumb thing that girls think automatically means they're pregnant.

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film_addict1129 16

You wouldn't think it was dumb if you were the female, you have no idea how scary it is when you're not planning on having kids for a long time. It's very easy to get paranoid and read too much into te 'symptoms' as it's such a big life changer

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Mauskau 35

After my first time I thought I was, as sometimes I felt sick, wanted to eat loads, was late.. took a test, nothing. Not sure what it was but still haven't had anything try to get out :p

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CaitiieBuggs 23

#41 is right, if you were a female and all of a sudden pregnancy like symptoms happen after sex happens, you would probably think it COULD be that you're pregnant- not necessarily that you are pregnant. I don't know many girls who automatically jump to "I'm pregnant" after one tummy ache.

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gracehi 31

You guys know that 24 is female, right?

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EmsyyyRose13 24

i agree with #97. My period was really late once because of stress, and I was freaking out because I thought I was pregnant. When you really do not want to get pregnant, you tend to freak out over things like that.

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xnikkilynn 11

Yes absolutely. Shortly after my first couple of times. I was paranoid because something happened with the condom. Certain smells made me puke. I couldn't eat anything. My period was late because I stressed myself out. THEN, I got my period. And I sang hallelujah from the toilet fist pumping.

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