By fuckmuppeter512 - 04/01/2014 22:26 - United Kingdom

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Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
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Mercury03 13

Truer words have yet to be posted in here.

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sticknee 1

Most of these comments are retarded. Dump the bitch and run. She's full of shit and just wants your money.

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Solipsist 12

Reading all these comments it's no surprise that there are so many unwanted and neglected children in the world. How, in this day and age is it possible to be so ignorant on how people get pregnant? You people are on the internet, you could at least google your random theories on how she couldn't be pregnant before posting them here as though they are facts, crikey.

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orsombre_fml 11

DNA test is your friend.

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orsombre_fml 11

She can be so stressed that she THINKS she is pregnant. Call her and asked her if she went to a doctor. Next step is the DNA test as you slept only once with her. Stick to your guns OP!

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jh921971 10

Could he a lie. I had an X fake pregnancy...

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marramrammar 2

Cheater and it's a setup if she is preg. Lucky you used a condom cause not coming does not void getting Preg!

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XBurytheCastleX 25

Dude, the condom still could be broke and you managed to get some precum through.

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sickerthanyou 13

If you actually got her pregnant while wearing a condom and not cuming, then you beat the odds which is even higher than winning the lottery, if she is just a ***** that spread her legs for anything with a penis, then you beat the odds of 1 out of 5

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