By fuckmuppeter512 - 04/01/2014 22:26 - United Kingdom

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Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
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dukebobman 2

Time to D.T.B. Demand a paternity test; when results exclude you as the father, you'll have the last laugh.

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derbygirl3 4

condoms don't always work. and pre cum can cause pregnancy too. only takes a drop

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empbob 20

Maybe she ruffied you and it's been more then just the one time....

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Chris93Jones 20

I think she's got some splainin to do, or some pre come leaked out, both are very possible.

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cicora 10

If the condom leaked she could get pregnant from pre-come

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Chevydude44_X 12

Even though you wore a condom, if you didn't check for a hole, there may have been a hole and the precum may have leaked out. Precum has sperm in it to, and can cause pregnancy, highly unlikely, but possible. Good luck!

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imchacon22 19

DNA test. You can do it while she's pregnant. Clearly the child isn't yours and she will be opposed to it then kick her to the curb!

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perdix 29

Your sperm is so powerful, even your drop of pre-come can bust through a condom and make it to the promised land! Hats off to you, bro! Jimmy hat, that is.

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emisara93 18

It's entirely possible to get pregnant without cuming, even with a condom.

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paigexox0 37

Thats like saying the pull out method works every time

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johndef5399 1

Maybe she had sex with u to cover for it...

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