By j_babydoll6520 - 26/08/2011 11:09 - Australia

Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying, "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML
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xGolBLiiN 1

reply back saying "its ok i was cheating on you too with your brother... oh and is he free this weekend?"

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iAmScrubs 19

I've been dumped by a fair share of ghosts myself. It can be really emotional, but you will get over it.

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maj28 0

could be worse, u could be the intended recipient.

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cheer21moose 13

That some Pete Lee up in there! Except it's fat when you cry and not ugly

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punkout480 0

what they sent to you was an old FML someone must have been that bored that you thought it was funny, and sent it out to a random person.

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devinewind 4

Epic. Schadenfreude. You just made my day better.

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HarleyCycle 0

Well dang...O__o

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mojobanks 8

text him back. my last b/f regrets cheating on me. not sure why though, his penis reattachment surgery was a success.

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yummcookie 0

You didn't get dumped, some other poor bastard got the HARSHEST breakup I've heard in a long time, which is worse than being single. So cheer the **** up. YDI for being a crybaby

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khaya 9

P.S. you look damn sexy when giving head. But the second time you stabbed me, can not be covered up with make up.

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treeboi 0

Why is everyone assuming it's a guy breaking with a girl and not vice versa :!

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TrollinYourMom14 3

OP, I'm cheating on you as well. But don't worry, I sent you a facelift in a box with some Vagisil unlike that cheap, anonymous douchebag.

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