Love: Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying,...

By j_babydoll6520 - 26/08/2011 11:09 - Australia

Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying, "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML

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By Jules - 21/02/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

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By EpicFail - 25/01/2009 04:25 - Canada

Today, I got a text message saying "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 16:28 - United States - Beachwood

Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML

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By isystuff - 01/02/2011 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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Letting you know

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 21:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML

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By Canadagirl - 24/08/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML

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Spineless

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML

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Thanks for nothing

By John-John - 06/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, I got break-up text. She called me a poor, broke, little dick, sorry excuse for a man and said that my mom should have swallowed me "as an egg". She also said that no one could ever want me. Thing is, I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years. FML

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It's for the best

By yesguysgetabusedtoo - 24/05/2013 23:42 - New Zealand - Papamoa

Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML

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xGolBLiiN 1

Friday 26 August 2011 19:01

reply back saying "its ok i was cheating on you too with your brother... oh and is he free this weekend?"

iAmScrubs 19

Friday 26 August 2011 19:01

I've been dumped by a fair share of ghosts myself. It can be really emotional, but you will get over it.

Comments

namhowell 6

Friday 26 August 2011 19:08

I would have laughed and thought it's funny if I was you. And probably use a random number to text something like that back to the guy.

KennKenn 0

Friday 26 August 2011 19:11

You should'nt take it so seriously. He sent it to you by mistake.

BellaBelle_fml 23

Friday 26 August 2011 19:52

*Facepalm*

duckman9 55

Friday 26 August 2011 21:42

No joke, Einstein!

Cheesecakee 11

Friday 26 August 2011 19:12

You would think he would know his 'girlfriends' number weather he was cheating or not

tokenblack111 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 20:59

U look quite fit

psuedodragon 23

Friday 26 August 2011 19:13

I think it'd be funny if it wasn't a wrong number... her stalker has been stalking other people and just didn't know any other way to tell her...

zacharytk72 5

Friday 26 August 2011 19:17

Resort to online dating?

Buttsexpirate 9

Friday 26 August 2011 19:20

Could be worse. Could've been your imaginary girlfriend breaking up with you :) or it could've been your super smart talking dog breaking up with you.

Goobian 3

Friday 26 August 2011 19:28

Ouch that guy needs his balls cut off. I broke up with a girl once through an email when I was young and naive. It was basically a list of everything I didn't like about her and why I couldn't be with her anymore.