By j_babydoll6520 - 26/08/2011 11:09 - Australia

Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying, "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML
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xGolBLiiN 1

reply back saying "its ok i was cheating on you too with your brother... oh and is he free this weekend?"

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iAmScrubs 19

I've been dumped by a fair share of ghosts myself. It can be really emotional, but you will get over it.

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ifknh8usernames 7

uhh this actually sounds like part of a different FML a while back..

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loserman67 35

I don't know anyone who is attractive when they cry. And 6 years without a relationship??? WOW -- do you get laid at all??? You know that thing will dry up if you don't exercise it once in a while (and flicking the bean does not count). My advice to you... get all dolled up, go to bar, have a few cocktails to get your courage up, lay some lines on a good looking guy, take him home, give him the ******** of his lifetime (make sure you swallow) don't get clingy - and PRESTO - relationship!

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K_kanaka 26

Should have texted back "I'm sorry but I'm having ur best friends child."

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xx255q 0

Omg I was just in random FML "s and I found his now ex gf response

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BrianAlarcon 0

Maybe the person texted the wrong number?

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Fiyahcracker 1

...and jackass boys love to pretend they're cool by insulting females while hiding behind a keyboard. That's hot. Good luck getting a date when you get to high school, buddy.

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