By whatadaydanny - 10/10/2012 13:58 - Dominica

Today, I got a text message from my boss that read, "You've been very bad. Severe punishment is in order." I'm not sure whether I should be turned on or terrified. FML
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whatadaydanny 12

I replied with a simple "Oh really?"; pretty mid-ground comment if you ask me :) And she is a woman. In the office right now and she just smiled at me.

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hunteer9 5

I'd be turned on and terrified. Make it simpler

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Enslaved 36

Depends on how your boss plans to punish you :P

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ManInTheMachine 19

Yeah! That bastard is DUE! Turn the ************ back into the library and pay your overdue fees! Wait..you...you didn't...mean due, did you?

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loserman67 35

You indicate that you are a man, but you do not indicate if your boss is a man or a woman. If your boss is a man, buy vasoline and tissues and be terrified... If your boss is a woman, buy wine and flowers and be turned on... Unless you...., well...., you know....

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tsent8 15

Now call me daddy or your fired!!!!!!

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notepie 6

I would most likely be terrified

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lonecracker 5

It was not meant for you I think...

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