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By nooo - 05/02/2015 00:00 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML

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By MikeyPeters - 13/03/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML

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By chattyloz - 07/02/2013 12:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 01:20 - United States

Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

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By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By Christen - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

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Crypticedge 6

Thursday 5 February 2015 13:37

He probably was staring at your ass before you tried to fix it. If so you should still make him know you like him.

tykatdesigns 13

Thursday 5 February 2015 13:46

Should of given him your number and told him that if he ever needs to be de-wedged, he should call you

Comments

dawnimus 21

Thursday 5 February 2015 14:00

*discreet and *discreetly

acommonman 23

Thursday 5 February 2015 14:05

act embarrassed and start a conversation. try to get to know him, and see if he likes you back. good luck!

karatekid97 17

Thursday 5 February 2015 14:05

At least it was your ex-crush?

RageWolf16 31

Thursday 5 February 2015 14:08

This is why you look behind you BEFORE doing something embarrassing.

Enslaved 36

Thursday 5 February 2015 14:21

I recently bought a 10 pack of Hanes' hipster wedgies free undies, thinking they'd be great. Yeah, they work, even during workouts. No more wedgies except now I feel like I'm wearing droopy-drawers instead. One problem to another.

Colon_Man 17

Thursday 5 February 2015 17:18

Commando also is wedgie free. Guaranteed!

Enslaved 36

Thursday 5 February 2015 17:46

Sorry that's no guarantee. Have you not seen a girl's shirt also stuck between her butt checks?

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 6 February 2015 6:58

That's why you don't wear a shirt either..

mmazzaa 16

Thursday 5 February 2015 14:21

Gotta do what ya have to do girl

kristen5286 12

Thursday 5 February 2015 14:21

dude, wedgies are uncomfortable. why is it such a big deal to pull it out?!

khoov19 20

Friday 6 March 2015 1:14

its not a big deal to pull it out but maybe she just doent like to be watched when pulling out

Sideshowray94 8

Thursday 5 February 2015 14:22

His face was not a face of disgust, it was a face of: 'omg, her arse looks soo good in those yogapants, oh wait... Oh shit, she's reaching round to release the wedgie!! Damnit, I was enjoying the view of her tight butthole ?. Oh no, i hope she doesn't look behind and catch me staring at her ass, **** that would be awkward. Ohh, shit she did, and it's too late to pretend I wasn't looking now. Quick, better look like I am disgusted, instead of enjoying it, otherwise she will think i'm a total weirdo an a pervert!' Yup that's exactly what he was thinking.