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By nooo - 05/02/2015 00:00 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML

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By MikeyPeters - 13/03/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML

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By chattyloz - 07/02/2013 12:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 01:20 - United States

Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

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By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By Christen - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

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Crypticedge 6

Thursday 5 February 2015 13:37

He probably was staring at your ass before you tried to fix it. If so you should still make him know you like him.

tykatdesigns 13

Thursday 5 February 2015 13:46

Should of given him your number and told him that if he ever needs to be de-wedged, he should call you

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Livin_Like_Larry 29

Thursday 5 February 2015 15:45

Don't worry, he was probably looking at your butt OP

WCARlover 34

Thursday 5 February 2015 16:00

It's really not a huge deal especially if it was clear you were just doing something that involved a lot of movement. When I was involved in sports I saw people do it all the time and eventually didn't even think twice about it. And if he lets something like that bother him he's clearly not worth your time anyway.

JereMy_Life 6

Thursday 5 February 2015 16:04

"Wedgie"... FML, the certified place to learn wonderful new words.

PeaceFull 3

Thursday 5 February 2015 16:54

I thought I am the only one!

Colon_Man 17

Thursday 5 February 2015 17:20

Welcome to Earth. Where do you hail from? :)

toaster87 19

Thursday 5 February 2015 17:21

How have you never heard of a wedgie till now?

exuberant_orange 17

Thursday 5 February 2015 22:46

It makes me kinda happy to think that there are people who never heard the word "wedgie" and now they have discovered a whole new word to describe the whole "pants devoured by butt" situation XD

JereMy_Life 6

Friday 6 February 2015 16:15

I hail from France. You know, that country on the Europe continent situated on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean ? FML is not read only by native english speakers... Even if I know enough vocabulary to read and understand whole books in english, when I read FML stories I learn another kind of vocabulary...

str1kepa1n 16

Thursday 5 February 2015 16:54

If I was him, I wouldn't even care, just laugh it off.

singafairytale 11

Thursday 5 February 2015 18:20

Probably should have done those steps in reverse. Check is anyone was around then discretely fix the wedgie.

BlindlyWandering 17

Thursday 5 February 2015 18:20

Trust me, us guys do not see that as anything to be embarrassed about, and we certainly don't think its disgusting. If he does then he was immature and you didn't want him anyway.